1) 'Real' cycling shirts. Price to be decided (it depends on exchange rates: we get them from Medellín, Colombia, via our friends at Leader). More on their way at the end of January:

2) Socks are on their way.

Er, that's not the actual shape. It is to the sock as the London tube map is to the London tube. If you see what I mean.

3) Matt's books, available via all good bookshops, or Amazon.

3) EXCLUSIVE doggie vest for the ironists of the peloton. Yours for a €7000 transfer to an anonymous bank account, plus a percentage of winnings to be negotiated:

(Thanks to twitter.com/Eclair55)